Burn Baby Burn!!!

24-06-2009,

suddenly there was 1 long table and a few other tables just came in. I'm suppose to work at 2pm but its only 1.30pm and only Anas n Nascari was in the kitchen. so i decided to go in early n help. but it turns out that,

1- Anas is busy doing stock ordering. JUST STARTED???
2- Soup of the day left 2 portion and not yet standby.
3- some of the mis-en-plus was not ready yet.

Ok, we cant blame them coz only 2 of them doing opening and they need time. So i rust like i've just grown another 2 hands and then the orders start coming in, I ask anas to settle the stock ordering while i prepare the food ( salads, pizza, pasta, griller ) I dont have to worry about the deep fryer coz Nascari only know how to do there and anas can help to look out.

Ahem... Here is when it all started... I was focusing on the order list and keep concentrate on what i should do it to save time n i wont have to do double job...
after a few orders that went out smoothly, suddenly... when i open the OVEN... I dunno what the hell happen i started jumping around looking for water... dash to the tap, turn it on, and let the running water rinse my arm...

wanna see whats next? Here...

went to the doctor this morning...

Dexter: it still hurts like its burning...
Doctor: Oh... This wan ar... you will feel the BURNING SENSATION about a week lor...
Dexter: WHAT??!! 1 WEEK AR???!!!
Doctor: yes, dont worry, I'll give a some cream to apply on to prevent infections, the cream have some antibiotic syrup in it so i wont have to giv you any antibiotic. and also i'll give you some Painkillers just in case... So in about 2weeks plus your skin all will turn back to normal...
Dexter: *sign* ok ok... but i cant work like this...

so today i'm under MC, but 2moro... not sure yet... if it gets worst then mc again lor..

Sweet lar...

~[May LyNn]~ says:
dex dex dex dexter

~[May LyNn]~ says:
go c ur blog

~[May LyNn]~ says:
i put some shout out

Dekusutaa says:
=.=

Dekusutaa says:
wait i go check

~[May LyNn]~ says:
lolx

~[May LyNn]~ says:
not put

~[May LyNn]~ says:
post

~[May LyNn]~ says:
haaha

this is what she post " *hugz* dun worry k.. rules are meant to be broken!! HAHA we find one fine day bomb the whole outlet.. *wink* "

Dekusutaa says:
bomb? serious?

Dekusutaa says:
lolz

~[May LyNn]~ says:
yea

~[May LyNn]~ says:
we go buy

~[May LyNn]~ says:
hahaha

~[May LyNn]~ says:
how dare they make my syang angry

~[May LyNn]~ says:
and because of them

~[May LyNn]~ says:
i felt bored whole afternoon, evening and night today

Dekusutaa says:
haha....

~[May LyNn]~ says:
serious la

~[May LyNn]~ says:
gailor

~[May LyNn]~ says:
waited for ur sms

~[May LyNn]~ says:
is like waiting for rain

~[May LyNn]~ says:
u better say sorry to my mom

Dekusutaa says:
y???

~[May LyNn]~ says:
she jadi my mangsa today

~[May LyNn]~ says:
dunno how to lepaskan geram waiting for ur sms

~[May LyNn]~ says:
she pula kena

~[May LyNn]~ says:
but i sayang her more than u

This also :
" lolx.. oh yea, the people there damn cool but not the management.. u tell me where is the HQ i go hunt them down for u... HAHHAHA "

*ahem..... at least i still got someone that can make me smile* Wooooooooo~

( = . = ) o0o

Here are the rules that you need to follow:

You have to be in your full uniform including yr cap, apron, glove and so on before you punch in.

You cannot go out of the kitchen before you finish work. You cannot take off any part of your
uniform before you finish work.

You cannot talk, play, laugh, HAVE FUN with other staff INCLUDING KITCHEN STAFF.

You cannot read books/paper, use your handphone to sms, watch movies on your phone, play games while you are working. You can only do all that after you punch out.

In other words you have to turn your self into a zombie that have to feeling and work your ass off for us as we give you low pay because we are cheap bustards that have no feelings or intertst in you because we are just using you as our tools so that we can earn profits and we can keep them without telling you how much we earn and still cut all the cost of each and every food in the menu that they are earning more than 50% (If my culculation were right its more than 100%) to feed their fat ass so that they can rot in hell…

Thank you for working with us and please come back again…

()‘’’’’’() o0o
( = .= ) ( … )
(, )(‘’)(‘’) FUCK YOU!!!
___________________

Superheroes

Superhero 1Name: Booburn
powers1: ability to burn boobs of any size.
Power2: ability to change his boobs size.
Power 3: ability to burst villains boobs.


Superhero2
Name: Manimani
Power1: ability to change paper into money
Power2: ability to talk nonstop
Power3: ability to cubit villains and make them suffer.

Superhero3
Name: AnasBOB
Power1: ability to “raba punggung lelaki”
Power2: ability to make weird sound
Power3: ability to kill girls with his cuteness

Superhero4
Name:Nallie
Power1: ability to ignore people till death
Power2: ability to make others have heart attack
Power3: ability to create names such as ‘benben and jenjen’

Superhero5
Name: Daniel the ladder
Power1: ability to date girls of any size
Power2: ability to reach for high area
Power3: ability to shoot someone when he is in the mood

Superhero6
Name:Thapa-man
Power1: ability to do 3mans job
Power2: ability to shoot his bullets 3meter far.
Power3: ability to ‘chickneh’ nonstop.

Superhero7
Name: Nas-cari-takjumpa
Power1: ability to slow his own time
Power2: ability to move and think slow
Power3: ability to NOT speak and understand.

Superhero8
Name:Dexxie
Power1: ability to become blur in brain
Power2: ability to do silly things
Power3: ability to create this crazy things

Stupid

yesterday (mother's day and it was on sunday) I started work at 2pm but i reach there at 1.48pm...

OMG... FULL HOUSE!!! and they were so bz... so i just took out my hat and change then rush in the kitchen to help...

It went on untill around 5pm we get to rest for about 1 hour to take our staff meal. that time there was only 2 tables... then suddenly... FULL HOUSE again... and it goes on nonstop... untill 9pm i wanna do closing but still i have to do orders.

after my closing... when i wanted to punch out that time... FUCK!!! I just notice i forget to punch in...!!!!

The rules there, "if u forget to punch in then no matter u are there or not, yr half day salary will be gone!!!" ( no one can save you)

so... BYE BYE to my half day salary n I was damn tired....

The Chosen One

There is one magical place far away guard by furious defend system that no man can penetrate, every month the defend system will upgrade it self, changing its settings and become more and more powerful.

Legend said if one person can get into that magical place, that person will obtain power beyond all and will be given a new life. but sadly, most of them tried and die...

people train them self to become strong and powerful, some of them even have special powers and some even created a large group of army...

Sargent: They day have come... we must attack before it can mutate again... before it will become stronger...

so they make their way to the magical cave... once they enter the cave, suddenly it trigger the defend system...

Sargent: If we die, We die with Honor!!!... ATTACK!!!

The cave have laser guns and heat sensing system... guns firing, hundreds and hundreds have died...

Someone: The Sargent is down!!!
Someone else: Forget about him, lets move forward before we get killed too... AHHHH... I"m HIT!!!

more and more were dead....

until there were 3 people with special powers...

A= strong arms

B= Laser eye

C= the crazy guy

3 of them reach the magical place... but there is still one layer of defend there... the magical place is located in a huge ball like thingy...

A used his strong arms to try to punch his way in, he used all his force and hit it with one powerful punch.... BOINK~~~ Oh no, its soft and like a spring, the force bounce back and hit A and then A was sent flying and hit his head on a wall... A was dead...

B laugh and then use his laser eye to try to break the soft layer... PIU PIU PIU~~~ the later shoots and hit it... Yes... did he got it???
NO... its deflected his laser and the laser killed B...

C: I guess i'll just try to walk into in...

and so... C try hard with his crazy idea... he keep pushing and pushing the soft later until his hand was in it... soon, he was inside the magical ball...

the ball then merge with him, turning him slowly into a baby...

9 months later... YAY!!!! Baby Dexter was born!!! la la la......


~The End~

What were you thinking?

hehe... i got this from my email again... i dunno what to update on my blog but i think this is funny.
ok... now have a great laugh!!!

A first-grade teacher, Ms Anna (Age 22 ) was having trouble with one of her students.

The teacher asked the boy, 'what is your problem?'

The boy answered, 'I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!'

Ms Anna had enough. She took the boy to the principal's office. While the boy waited at the reception of the office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.
The principal told Ms Anna he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.

The boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?' Boy: '9'.

Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?' Boy: '36'.

So it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know The principal looks at Ms Anna and tells her, 'I think Boy can go o the third-grade. '

Ms Anna says to the principal, 'I have some of my own questions, can I ask him?' The principal and Boy both agree.

Ms Anna asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

Boy: after a moment 'Legs.'

Ms Anna: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'

Boy: 'Pockets.'

Ms Anna: 'What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid'?

Boy: 'Coconut'

Ms Anna: 'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky'?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge.

Boy: 'Bubblegum'

Ms Anna: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs'?

The principal's eyes open really wide again and before he could stop the answer..

Boy: 'Shake hands'

Ms Anna: 'Now, I will ask some who am I sort of questions, ok?'

Boy: 'Yep.'

Ms Anna: 'You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.'

Boy: 'A tent'

Ms Anna: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.

The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense He took one large Vodka peg.

Boy: 'Wedding Ring'

Ms Anna: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

Boy: Nose

Ms Anna: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.

Boy: Arrow

Ms Anna: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?

Boy: Firetruck

Ms Anna: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you dont get it you have to use your hand.

Boy: Fork

Ms Anna: What is it that all men have one of. It's longer on some men than on others, the pope does not use his, and a man gives it to his wife fter they are married?

Boy: Surname

Ms Anna: What part of the man has no bones but has muscles, lots of veins and loves pumping?

Boy: 'Heart'


The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher : 'Send this boy to Stanford University; I myself got all the answers wrong

Miss Carmen Jee

9.36pm
when i was slowly clearing up the kitchen... suddenly my phone ring...

*who would call me at this time?*

Dex: hello
Khuen: Hello.. wei... hello hello...
**** no line***
tut tut tut.....

ok... so i ran out somewhere better hoping he would call back again..

Ring*****

Dex: Hello?
Khuen: wei... what u doing?
Dex: working... why?
Khuen: Oh.... eh... Miss Jee just pass away...
Dex... HUH??? WHAT???
Khuen: yeah... Just only... today...
Dex: how? what happen?
Khuen: she got cancer.. long time dee...
Dex: ......... *speechless*


OK... Miss Carmen Jee... My Lecturer... I learn a lot from her... and I actually studied her text book... WOW!!! Dexter Studies!!!

ok... cut the crap...

main point in we all feel happy whenever we are in her classes, whenever there is her lecture...
She would joke with us, make us laugh for no reasons and things like that.

I still remeber what she told me.

"Friends and Studies/work are 2 different things. If because of 1 friend then u giv up and dare not move on, u will lose. not to me or anyone but to yr self. A true friend will know how to balance u with what u are doing. So Dexter, dun giv up and keep yr self steady. Stand Firm!!!"

something like that. *things happen in college thats y i get a chat with her*

Miss Jee, u will always be our teaher, lecturer, whatever u wanna call it. We all thx u very much for all the things that u have given us...

Thank You Miss Jee....